I'm Sorry | celainn's Blog

I love everybody.  Everybody who is nice.  Big, small, short, tall, I have a fondness for humans.  I really do. 

But they are funny creatures.  I still don't know why they do the things they do.  I'm confused.  So maybe I need to make a few things clear here, just for the record. 

(and I know that writing this won't make a damn bit of difference in the long run, but I can't help but feel I need to say it, so bear with me)

I'd LOVE to be your friend, whoever you are, but you need to know some things first, it seems.

I am a woman.

I love, am turned on by, and worship other women. 

Don't get me wrong.  Guys are some of the best people to have as buddies and friends.  Guys are there for me when other women are often not.  Guys are true-blue, sweet and nice, smart and funny and bright and I would hang out all day with them if I could.

But I am not (nor will I ever be) physically attracted to them in any way. 

I'm sorry if this crushes your fantasy of hot steamy threesomes. 

I'm sorry if it hurts your sense of your own irresistible-ness.

I'm sorry if you think I'm a bitch because of it.

I AM sorry.  Please believe that.

But lately every SINGLE person who's added me as a friend has had a profile full of sexual shenanigans and nothing else.

I don't get it.  I'm confused.  My profile (to my knowledge) has none of that stuff.

To be honest I'm a little saddened. 

But I like people, in general.  I want to be friends.  I want to embrace every aspect of life and be open to whatever.

Just....could you stop acting like a sex robot and a bit more like a human being?