Laughter 101 | celainn's Blog


You want to laugh at me but aren't sure how

Here

Let me show you.

Open your mouth.

Wide.

Wider. 

Stretch a rictus of a smile over the bones.

Empathy is not required here.

No sympathy, either.

Just do what comes naturally to you.

Act according to your nature.

Please don't try for any actual human emotion.

We both know you possess none.

Just laugh.

It's easy.

It's fun.

And after 42 years

I much prefer it to anything else

Your kind

Are able to give me.

 

 


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Posted on 04:58PM on Feb 25th, 2009
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? .........nacho cheese!
Posted on 05:00PM on Feb 25th, 2009
LOL! Thank's for the laugh, Lilt!!
Posted on 05:05PM on Feb 25th, 2009
This joke was very popular at the 1st grade lunchroom table last week.
Posted on 05:09PM on Feb 25th, 2009
Well that explains it's appeal to me :>
Posted on 05:16PM on Feb 25th, 2009
I know, me too :) .......I'll get us some new jokes next week. Be warned....poop and butts are often included.
Posted on 08:55PM on Feb 25th, 2009
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?????..............................Anybody can roast a chicken, but nobody can pee soup.
Posted on 08:56PM on Feb 25th, 2009
You'd be suprised Lilt. I've known some frat boys who...well...I won't go into it. :>
Posted on 10:30PM on Feb 25th, 2009
Celainn...I live with four males and their friends...it's the closest thing to a frat house...
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